Manhattan, In My Opinion

To think, America got all of this for just $21 dollars! Were the indigenous people naive? No. But to them, the Earth is your mother. What kind of monster sells their mother? When they let it be known that this was how they were felt, they were bound to get ripped off by Europeans. But never let it be said that America didn’t do anything with our stolen property. We turned it into the center of the Earth.Would I drive there? Yes…I have driven there, many times. But that’s the wrong question. What you ought to be asking is “Can I PARK there?”, because the answer is not really. Not unless you’re prepared to pay to park on a very expensive lot. Which leads me to the biggest question: Would I live there? Not unless I had an awful lot of money, because New York is like L.A. and San Francisco in that respect. It’s not worth it if all you’re gonna do there is struggle to survive, because being poor in NYC seriously sucks. But if I had the money to buy a brownstone or one of those awesome houses out in the suburbs, I’d be there now. New York is filthy, overcrowded and it’s overrun with rats…even in the upscale buildings. It’s not for everybody. But if you want the best, that’s New York…the best food, the best shopping, the best of everything. The best party I ever went to in my life was a pool party at a super-swanky house in Hempstead, New York. The finest men I’ve ever seen in my life…all wearing Speedos. If you’ve got money in New York, there’s nothing you can’t have if you want it.

Exploring Manhattan

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Walk The Neighborhood

Move the mouse on top of the little gold man on the map. Hold down the left mouse button and you’ll see blue lines appear. Those lines are streets. Drag and drop the little man on top of the street you want and let go of the mouse button. The picture on the right will change to show you a view of that street along with the street name. Click the arrows on the street to “walk” around. Or you can double-click the street to walk if there’s an arrow under your cursor. Roll the middle mouse button to zoom in and out. That’s all there is to it. Now get out there and explore!

LOCATION: Times Square • New York City