All I can say is white boy can jam his white ass off! San Francisco musician Joe Bagale (Otis McDonald) blew my socks off with his funktified tracks. Turn this on while you’re working or cleaning house and you’ll see what I mean. This is what you can do when you know how to use a computer. And I don’t know of anyone who made a more productive use of the pandemic lockdown. His YouTube channel is so hot that he’s got his own iTunes page now. While we were all sitting at home watching TV and wishing we could go outside and play, this is a catalog of music HE COMPOSED, performed and recorded while he was stuck in the house. And…he did all his own cover art too! I’m so jealous! I played music from preschool all the way through high school. And this guy here is why I gave it up. I knew I’d never be this good. I could only play what other people wrote. This guy hears this music inside his head and can lay it on tracks. You can’t teach it. You’ve gotta be born with it.

If you were thinking that dude looks like a serial killer, you would be right. In fact, he’s in prison for murder at this very moment. Look at him…he’s got the whole dead eyes, cold-blooded shark thing going on, like there’s nobody really in there looking out at you. Dude got sentenced to life in prison back in 2014 for the usual reason…killing some guy over something stupid. I’m not saying he did it, because they never found a body. And it looks like his sentenced might be overturned. Prosecutorial misconduct or something shady in his trial. He looks like he definitely killed somebody at some point in his life. But don’t let that make you think that any of this has put a dent in his music career, because his music is hotter than ever. He’s still the King of Dancehall after ten years in the joint. And his videos are seriously deep…they’re A-list movie quality. If dude ever gets out of jail he’s gonna be the richest man in Jamaica.